Purple Space Traveler and his woes.

He is frowning because he traveled half way across the galaxy before he realized he forgot the holster for his gun on his nightstand. Now he has to carry it everywhere, posturing as native camera-men stop to take his photograph. He is thinking of a way to blame his wife no doubt.
He can even let his arm relax; the gun is such a size that it would drag on the ground, inevetably scraping up the finish.
The GOOD news: the gun is equipped with an MP3 player so he can enjoy some music as he roams about foreign landscape.
The BAD news: the only files on there are PAT BENETAR'S greatest hits.