Muriel and Walter much after the sitting in a tree

Such is the daily angst of Muriel. She would just love it if once in a while Walter would watch 'Cold Case Files' with her, or godforbid buy her some flowers. But alas a couple years after marriage Walter discovered Tom Wilson's trouserless opus, never to be the same since. On Walter's 40th, Muriel gifted an original Jim Davis sketch she found on eBay. She slept on the couch that eve. They never had kids. Not because of their marital situation but because of incompatible DNA.