Fish-Lite!

The Fish-Lite Fish
is a deep sea fish
that's absolutely always broke.
The Lantern Fish and the Flashlight Fish
think him quite the joke...
Without photophores like they have,
he is simply without light
so he has to purchase lightbulbs
or his entire day is night.

But with one hundred megapascals
weighing down the ocean floor,
the bulbs are crushed
and the Fish-Lite's rushed
back to the Hardware Store.