A rodent-man hybrid....
The gag for the drawing above is not the noxious fumes evacuating from her backside, but rather her mispronunciation of the word 'chipotle'. Talk about LOL.
Plastic enthusiast Georgiana Frackersworth (above).
Friday, March 01, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
not quite certain what is happening here
What is happening in this scenario is subjective. Could it be the pink rat is simply bellowing some Sepultura, as a rabid fan of Brazilian metal? The small mouse being more a fan of Roger Whittaker, chasing the noise maker and his canine bodyguard off the property?
Or is the pink rodent the small mouse's wife and the dog is a single father trying to bring home something to eat for his seven starving pups? Living on the streets pushing him to ends he never thought possible?
Perhaps most likely is that the small mouse is inherently evil and was attempting to affix onto the pink rat's neck, via surgery, a bowtie like his own. Hearing the curdled screams, the dog saves the rat and carries it to safety, only to be too late; the rat's trachea being irreparable after the terrible events of the day.
Whatever the reasons, I am not sure why I drew it. But HERE it is as a Valentine, for all your romantic needs.
Friday, February 01, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Just standing around with no pants
Nonchalantly standing is one of the most primal exercises one can put themselves through. It is widely regarded as a path to a more existential existence.
Also a great way to show off your new pants.(not pictured, oddly enough)
Friday, January 25, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2013
Gray Toad's discovery
On a cool early morning
One Tuesday in Spring,
Gray Toad discovered an interesting thing.
En route to his bath,
He stepped through the mud
Only to note
that the water was blood.
He exclaimed something profound,
though rhyme it did not:
Still he did bathe,
Not thinking too clearly.
For his decision
he paid pretty dearly.
The blood seeped into his lungs,
and so it's been said,
Gray Toad succumbed
and winded up dead.
His body, bloated and gross
Floated up to the shore,
Beside all the other ones,
who bathed there before.
Wednesday, January 02, 2013
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