Friday, March 01, 2013

drawing dump

 A rodent-man hybrid....
 The gag for the drawing above is not the noxious fumes evacuating from her backside, but rather her mispronunciation of the word 'chipotle'. Talk about LOL.
 Plastic enthusiast Georgiana Frackersworth (above).


Sunday, February 17, 2013

Storyboard Pro Test

Trying to figure out Storyboard Pro...
It is baffling me...

Time to give up I think...


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

not quite certain what is happening here


What is happening in this scenario is subjective. Could it be the pink rat is simply bellowing some Sepultura, as a rabid fan of Brazilian metal? The small mouse being more a fan of Roger Whittaker, chasing the noise maker and his canine bodyguard off the property?
Or is the pink rodent the small mouse's wife and the dog is a single father trying to bring home something to eat for his seven starving pups? Living on the streets pushing him to ends he never thought possible?
Perhaps most likely is that the small mouse is inherently evil and was attempting to affix onto the pink rat's neck, via surgery, a bowtie like his own. Hearing the curdled screams, the dog saves the rat and carries it to safety, only to be too late; the rat's trachea being irreparable after the terrible events of the day.
Whatever the reasons, I am not sure why I drew it. But HERE it is as a Valentine, for all your romantic needs.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Just standing around with no pants


Nonchalantly standing is one of the most primal exercises one can put themselves through. It is widely regarded as a path to a more existential existence.
Also a great way to show off your new pants.(not pictured, oddly enough)


Friday, January 25, 2013

another page

He means to poke her in the boob with his cutlery. She doesn't seem to mind in her vapid state. But a maimed mammary could change all that. Meanwhile, some random faces float about around them, observing the scenario, and judging. Always judging.

Friday, January 11, 2013

Gray Toad's discovery

On a cool early morning
One Tuesday in Spring,
Gray Toad discovered an interesting thing.

En route to his bath,
He stepped through the mud
Only to note 
that the water was blood.

He exclaimed something profound,
though rhyme it did not:


Still he did bathe,
Not thinking too clearly.
For his decision
he paid pretty dearly.

The blood seeped into his lungs,
and so it's been said,
Gray Toad succumbed
and winded up dead.

His body, bloated and gross
Floated up to the shore,
Beside all the other ones,
who bathed there before.



Wednesday, January 02, 2013

jerkface

Jerkface Canine kicking Rumpflinger Cat out of the frame.
A grand post to start the new year, I know...