Another Shirt

Would you look at at that...

blogfiller

A common occurrence in the lamely termed 'blogosphere'. Blog filler. Fulfilling no real purpose. Also, a special 'tip of the hat' (as Lorne Greene might say) to one John-Paul, the lone consumer whom purchased one of the T-Shirts from my MySoti page. Why he did it we may never know: he tactfully descibes the shirt as "dumb" which does little to answer the question.

Much ado...

I am reposting here, what was originally over at http://www.muchthecomic.com/...my guest contribution to the " Much the Miller's Son" web-comic by Steve LeCoulliard . Much is the story of Robin Hood's least merry Merrie Man and not the story of the illegitimate son of Big Jim Miller, as many people clearly conclude from the title.Be sure to read the archived MUCH...a lot of cool stuff in there! Heck, you can even BUY a book! Not before you BUY a shirt or something by me, of course. Speaking of which, somebody actually did! Thank You to whoever you are! Who are you? Tell me!!

It's that time...

Time for the annual CROCFIELD comic strip! 

(this one being the first; the next one will probably be late)

In today's installment, it seems ol' John just can't decide what to feed his reptilian overlord! 

(click to embigulate)

Oh, Crocfield!!

Just Because

A generic brand Energy Drink perched between the bosom of a diabetic woman with a scar on her head is perhaps one of the most sublime of images ever to come forth from my Sharpie brand felt marker.  Her name is Beatrice and by day she is a temp at a fledgling insurance company. Some say she was destined to become obese the day her parents named her Beatrice. Others claim the name is a pseudonym; that her real name is Lauraline McGee hailing from Newark, NJ. The more baffling question is why she feels the need to hug so much caffeine with her protuberant mammaries.

Theodore Number is an oil man, cut from the script of "There Will Be Blood" in an early draft. Seems his penchant for pig-latin posed a problem for the director.

"Clean Cro-Mag" is as described: A clean Cro-Magnon woman, one who douches as often as she can. Soon to be a major Motion Picture.
This old guy is pretty hairy.
Now imagine the zany adventures these four will have when they become room-mates in a swanky high rise in Yaletown, Vancouver! Not to mention the antics of their wacky next-door neighbor!

receipt

The allmighty receipt is a written acknowledgement that a specified sum of money has been received as an exchange for goods or services. In stark contrast, an extremophile is an organism that thrives in extreme conditions that are detrimental to the majority of life on earth. To compare the two would be pointless, so don't even bother.