Tia is a Reptile Handler from Newark who abhors most footwear. She is allergic to deodorants, and consequently sometimes doesn't smell too good. This is compounded by the fact that she takes the hot, smelly bus to and from work everyday (except Tuesday when she gets a ride with her Uncle Frank).
From the unwritten story "Horse Based Adhesives and the Cats that Love them."
These back alley felines are always getting themselves into sticky situations! HA!
Practically writes itself...