Somebody somewhere found this blog by googling an inquiry about my untimely demise. I am not sure how I died yet. But I wish I hadn't.
Here is a picture unrelated to the subject at hand. A canine leaping to safety from the gaping maw of a ferocious turd-beast. Such is the nature of things. The dog seems to be leaping only half-heartedly, maybe his home life isn't all it's cracked up to be.