Ricky only today made a skull shaped design in my choice of caffeinated beverage. It is believed that he is a master swordsman, a poet, and a collector of unique stamps. He has never experienced flatulence or the love of a morbidly obese woman. He has very little tolerance for poor tippers, or oil based pigments. He will not confirm or deny any of these rumors lest he reveal too much about the enigma that is RICKY.
Soon to be a major motion picture.
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